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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.
To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it.
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
The only reward for love is the experience of loving.
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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Whatever the struggle continue the climb it may be only one step to the summit.
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Since when was genius found respectable?
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We are drowning in information and starved for knowledge.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
The man who comes with a tale about others has himself an ax to grind.
When the mind withdraws into itself and dispenses with facts it makes only chaos.
What we must decide is how we are valuable rather than how valuable we are.

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You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. by John J Plomp Quotes
On reflection, one of the things I needed to learn was to allow myself to be loved. by Isha McKenzieMavinga Qutations
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people. by Fred Allen Qutations
No good plan survives contact with the enemy. by Unknown Sentences
You must do the things you think you cannot do. by Roosevelt Eleanor
You can’t change who you are, but you can surely make the best of it. And if you’ve got a thought, act on it. by Emma Bunton
By learning you will teach; by teaching you will learn. by Latin Proverb
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. by Michaelangelo
Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart. by John Updike
The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel. by Piet Mondrian
Don’t throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. by Swedish Proverb
Give, and forget Receive, and remember by Unknown
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other. by Benjamin Franklin
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Man without religion is the creature of circumstances. by Augustus Hare

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A friend in need may be a friend indeed, However a fan with weed is better.

You are thus sweet…I am getting a toothache simply trying at you…

Speak solely if you’ll improve on the silence.

You are the most well liked factor since sunburn.

Girl, you higher have a license, cuz you’re driving me crazy!

You Say: Appearance like we’re late. She Says: For what? You Say: For dinner.

The a lot of you sweat in peace the less you bleed in war.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

Your earrings are the mirrors that replicate the moonlight into your eyes

When all else fails, admit I am right and kiss my ass.

Is there a rainbow these days? I simply found the treasure I have been looking for!

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Hey baby, you’ve got got something on your butt: my eyes. Popular Funny Quotations

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If at first you don’t succeed, try not to look astonished.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see.

If you are feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!! This was better than any diet I’ve ever been on.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Screw you guys, I’m going home!

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

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Worry pulls tomorrow’s cloud over today’s sunshine.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position.
Not worth the paper it’s written on.
Out damn spot!
Who opened the cattleguard?
No matter where you go, there you are.
Get out of my life. (go away).
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Lazy ness is the only luxury that not even a millionaire can afford.
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Life is fragile … handle with prayer.
Never say anything unless it is kind, necessary and true.
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People with true character show it when nobody else is present.
The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
We see things not as they are, but as we are.
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy”.”
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The sum of human knowledge is not contained in any one language.
Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you many never owe.

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The sovereign invigorator of the body is exercise, and of all the exercises walking is the best. by Thomas Jefferson Phrases
The lucky man is he who knows how much to leave to chance. by C S Forester Commodore Hornblower Quotes
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. by Erica Jong One liners
It is a wise father that knows his own child. by William Shakespeare The Merchant of Venice Act 2 scene 2 Qutations
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home but, unlike charity, it should end there. by Clare Booth Luce
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt. by Herbert Clark Hoover
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. by Francis Bacon
The perfect man of action, is the suicide. by William Carlos Williams
What really keeps me going is the constant belief that it could all disappear tomorrow. by Phil Donahue
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. by Lord Peter Wimsey Gaudy Night
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty. by Unknown
You manage things you lead people. by Grace Murray Hopper
Tessio It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. by Godfather The
Don’t offer me advice give me money. by Danish proverb
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. by Benjamin McLane Spock Phrases
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom. by Albert Einstein Messages
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life. by PD James Sayings
Writing is hard work and bad for the health. by E B White Sentences
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. by Yoda Star Wars Return of the Jedi
No man is wise enough by himself. by Titus Maccius Plautus
The appearance of right oft leads us wrong. by Horace
It’s counter to common sense, but common sense is only based on a very small subset of the universe. by Ian J Davenport
Nice to be here At my age it’s nice to be anywhere. by George Burns
Walking is man’s best medicine. by Hippocrates
The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit it. by Jim Palmer
The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. by Lady Reading
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen. by Martin Mull
Dig the well before you are thirsty. by Chinese Proverb
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. by Anon

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The human mind is our fundamental resource. by John Fitzgerald Kennedy Sentences
The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going. by Peter McWilliams Life 101 Words
Deliberate often—decide once. by Latin Proverb Qutations
No act terminating in itself constitutes greatness. by William Hazlitt on the Pleasure of Hating Qutations
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. by George Bernard Shaw
Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that. by Michael Leuning
I have impeached myself by resigning. by Richard Milhous Nixon
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. by Robert Benchley
The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed if it didn’t exist. by Piet Hein
The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone. by Thomas Huxley
Never date a woman you can hear ticking. by Mark Patinkin
It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance. by Saint Jerome
One should count each day a separate life. by Seneca
God has two dwellings: one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart. by Izaak Walton
Human excellence means nothing unless it works with the consent of God. by Euripides

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We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it. by Thomas Jefferson Qutations
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment. by May Sarton Words
When writing a novel a writer should create living people people not characters. A character is a caricature. by Ernest Hemingway Words
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness? by Stanislaw Lec Unkempt Thoughts One liners
He who cherishes the values of culture cannot fail to be a pacifist. by Albert Einstein
Know, first, who you are and then adorn yourself accordingly. by Epictetus
When you are not physically starving, you have the luxury to realize psychic and emotional starvation. by Cherrie Moraga
I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction. by Ayn Rand Anthem 1946
Beauty holds more worth than gold. by Robert Jordan The Wheel of Time
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. by Socrates
Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dress. by George Eliot Middlemarch Book I ch1
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats. by Anonymous
If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself. by Alexandre Dumas fils
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans. by Alf Landon

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You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.
Your morality can keep you out of jail, but only the Blood of Jesus Christ, can keep you of hell!
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.
Show me some guts!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
never place anything bigger in your ear than your elbow.
You cound’nt pull a pint, never mind a bird.
The is FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Repair).
Don’t eat the yellow snow.
Enough money to burn a wet dog.
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Lazy ness is the only luxury that not even a millionaire can afford.
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Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.
Never say anything unless it is kind, necessary and true.
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Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
The best revenge is a vow to never be like the one who hurt you.
The desire of love is to give. The desire of lust is to get.
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
There is no I” in team, but there is a “ME”.”
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The silence of one man can be louder than the screaming of 10 boys!
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

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Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done. by William Shakespeare Quotes
A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up. by Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Words
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. by George Best Qutations
If courage wasn’t a standard result of aging, it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well. by Lawana Blackwell Sayings
Acting is a question of absorbing other people’s personalities and adding some of your own experience. by Paul Newman
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. by Albert Einstein
When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees. by Kenneth Kaunda
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time. by Leo Kennedy
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. by Marcel Proust
I get a standing ovation jaust standing. by George Burns
Life is simply the pursuit of something worth dying for. by David Van Boom
The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. by Logan Pearsall Smith
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility. by Brooks Atkinson
The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the power and will to succeed. by Edwin Whipple
Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living. by Soren Kierkegaard

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Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses. by Jean Baptiste Poquelin Molire One liners
Every man has seen the wall that limits his mind. by Alfred Victor Vigny Quotes
There’s no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were. by Dwight D Eisenhower One liners
Henry James would have been vastly improved as a novelist by a few whiffs of the Chicago stockyard. by H L Mencken Quotes
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends. by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Men of ill judgment oft ignore the good
That lies within their hands, till they have lost it. by Sophocles Ajax
A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops. by Henry Adams
Courage is like love it must have hope for nourishment. by La Rochefoucauld
Of children as of procreation - the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable. by Evelyn Waugh
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. by Albert Camus
All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed. by SbastienRoch Nicolas de Chamfort
But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you’ve got a problem. by R E Phillips
Everyone takes the limits of his own vision for the limits of the world. by Arthur Schopenhauer
Judges don’t age time decorates them. by Enid Bagnold
He is free knows how to keep in his own hands the power to decide. by Salvador De Madriaga

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There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities. by Publius Celsus Quotes
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. by Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Phrases
You can never learn less, you can only learn more. by Keith Degreen One liners
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain. by Euripides Quotes
Less is more. by Mies van der Rohe Referring to Modern Architecture
Wealth stays with us a little moment if at all only our characters are steadfast, not our gold. by Euripides
It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condenced, the deeper they burn. by Robert Southey
Man is the cruelest animal. by F Nietzsche
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has one enemyShall meet him everywhere. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. by Aesop
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. by Gordon R Dickson
Self-reverence, self knowledge, self-control. These three alone lead life to sovereign power. by Lord Tennyson
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also. by Carl Jung
We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring to think so ourselves. by Confucius
Ask, and it shall be given you; Seek, and ye shall find; Knock, and it shall be opened unto you. by Bible New Testament Matthew 77

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In all things it is a good idea to hang a question mark now and then on the things we have taken for granted. by Bertrand Russell Words
Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh. by Bible Luke 621 Quotes
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn’t know. by HL Mencken Sentences
The opinion of the strongest is always the best. by Jean de La Fontaine Sentences
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I have no character. by Charles Barkley they said it in Sports Illustrated
Each life makes its own immitation of immortality. by Stephen King
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel. by James Thurber
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. by Jim Bishop
The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is. by Louis Ferdinand Celine
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. by Henry Ford
What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness. by George Bernard Shaw
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other. by Honore’ de Balzac
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long. by George Bernard Shaw
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. by Josh Billings
When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. by Rick Pitino Lead to Success


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The Terminator I’ll be back by Terminator 2 Judgment Day Sayings
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it. by Churchill Phrases
MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts. by Sir Winston Churchill Messages
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. by Robert Orben Messages
I love my country too much to be a nationalist. by Albert Camus
Now comes the mystery. by Henry Ward Beecher last words
I dont want to be cross, Love cannot be forced. by Edith Frank Anne Frank The Diary of a Young Girl
Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one. by Voltaire
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. by Edgar Alan Poe
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away. by Barry Goldwater
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart. by Confucius The Confucian Analects
He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself. by George Herbert
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my face. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made. by Marilyn Monroe
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? by Artemus Ward

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